Tuesday 24 February 2015

Professional Toasting Formats They Can't Resist.

Scoping ladies is a normal exercise for guys, especially when the oshere in question is very sexy and beautiful. Below is a list of formats for every profession. Pick yours and feel free to apply. They have been tested extensively and trusted.
DRIVERS: Baby you're my only spare tyre. without you, my journey is over.
TEACHERS: Baby you're my lesson note. Without you, my cl
ass cannot hold.
DOCTORS: Baby you're my stethoscope. Without you I can't diagnose.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Baby you're the lens in my camera. Without you, it's just a mere toy.
ELECTRICIAN: Baby you're my tester. Without you, no current can be detected.
FARMERS: Baby you're the only yam in my barn. Without you, I go starve o. Lwkmd
BLOGGERS: Baby you're my advert. Without you, no money for me.
POLITICIANS: Baby you're my patience. Without you I can't be Goodluck.
BRICKLAYERS: Baby you're the mortar between my bricks. What you, my whole structure will just collapse.
MILITARY: Baby you're the only bullet in my rifle. Without you I'm empty.
MUSIC PRODUCER: Baby you're my sound card. Without you my beats are useless.
TAILOR: Baby you're the thread holding my fabrics together. Without you, I'll be in pieces.
These are all I could think. The list is really endless. You could continue if you're smar enough. Enjoy.

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