Funny Things Girls Do When Going to See Their Bobo

1. They wear a clean bra and panties (even those who hardly change bras) just for unforeseen events.

2. They tell their parents they are going to see 'Amaka'.

3. They come much later than schedule (just to send a signal that they aren't desperate, even though they actually are).

4. Naïve and first timers put on some weird undies at least to restrict or perhaps delay access to their....

5. At times their phones go dead (either intentionally or energy cut). This makes the guy feel hopeless.

6. If they actually don't want s*x, they offer to prepare an endless meal or do house chores or tell you they want you guys to pray together for at least once.

7. They put their phones on silent or flight mode, knowing fully well that their other boyfriends would call. For those who don't, they harass these poor dudes over the fone.

8. Sometimes, they show up unannounced to assess the guy's level of hygiene or to catch him cheating.

9. They counter sexual advances by acting moody and try to get busy with a giant novel or seasonal movie when actually, their garden is on fire.

10. The down to earth girls just get down straight to business.