Saturday 24 January 2015

Who Actually Owns The Boobs???

The husband? the baby?? or the mother??? Who legally owns the boobs? Well, let's refer to scriptures. Even the bible stated clearly that the man is the head of the home. Logically, this means the house and everything therein. The holy book also admonishes the woman to be submissive to her husband. You all will agree with me from the above analogy, that the husband legally and religiously own the wife's boobs. Hehehe. It's not easy to be a man you know??? So this is one of the many benefits of being a man. But then, let's think about the baby: they need the boobs for optimal growth. So what happens when daddy is busy with the boobs and baby  suddenly wakes up and starts crying for them?? Should daddy chill for baby? should baby chill for daddy?? Or should they share it simultaneously?? Hehe. I leave that for you to answer.

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